mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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