Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
