Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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