I want to make a zoo with you.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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