When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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