After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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