what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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