how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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