Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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