I'm really into asian looking animals
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I need water and some morals
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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