Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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