new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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