Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You may now shotgun with the bride
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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