i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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