she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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