i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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