I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My life is pants optional.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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