Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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