You really coming over, don't trick.
Yo dont text me then not text me
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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