Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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