is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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