If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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