Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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