Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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