she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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