I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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