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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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