It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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