i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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