I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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