a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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