why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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