how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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