Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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