eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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