Come see our sink grown plant.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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