I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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