Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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