We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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