So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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