Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
