I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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