shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I need to calm my uterus...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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