Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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