Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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