It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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