Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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