Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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