Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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