Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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