question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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