Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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