If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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