She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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