Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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