just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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